Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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