I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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