But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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