My liver just broke up with me...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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