I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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