i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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