I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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