I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
And then he peed in my hair
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