yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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