im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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