sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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