I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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