Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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