How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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