Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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