Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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