I wanna bring you to show and tell
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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