Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just found a bag of teeth...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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