that's an acceptable place to lick
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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