So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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