This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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