I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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