It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So much Jack, so little girl.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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