I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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