Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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