Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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