You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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