rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
