Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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