god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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