Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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