what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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