Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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