If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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