don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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