I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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