It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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