Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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