Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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