is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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