everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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