I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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