Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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