sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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