making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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