Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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