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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.

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• (818): View more from California

  Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"

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• (646): View more from New York

  I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes

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