Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.