I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow