Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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