doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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