yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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