just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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