He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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