just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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You took a bar mat shot.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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